do they have more invalid parking at the paralympics?

why is it when you drop a piece of toast with jam on it, there is a better chance that it will fall jam side down?

was it a fat person that invented the 'lazy susan'? and was her name susan?

why is it that whenever you see someone yawn, you yawn too?

do you think facebook has ruined school reunions?

if you get your drivers license from a wheeties packet, how do you go getting into night clubs?

is there an easy way to open a Chupa Chup?

has there ever been a black superhero?

in the library is the bible in the fiction or non fiction section?

why is it you get that feeling you are being watched even if you don't know that someone is there?

in this day and age, why do cinemas still show movies on film? why not show it on a high quality DVD? also, if the film industry were serious about privacy, why don't they release films internationally on the same day so it doesn't give people time to make a pirate copy?

does anyone actually know the full lyrics to 'Louie Louie'?

you know how wrestling isn't real, do you think the guys that umpire wrestling matches find there job unfulfilling because they are so scripted?

why is it when you look at a word for too long it looks like its spelled wrong?

is it wrong to play 'Stairway to Heaven' in a nursing home?

how did Clark Kent fool so many people by wearing glasses? surely someone must've picked up on how he always mysteriously disappeared whenever there was a hint of trouble. having said that, it brings me to my other point. he was never in the office because Superman was always out saving someone (most likely Lois, she was such a nosey so and so) so how did he manage to hold down a job at the Daily Planet for so long?

you know how when you go on your facebook profile and it has 6 of your friends. are they the last 6 people that viewed your profile, or is it random?

why is there a 'wheres wally?' and a 'wheres waldo?' when they are the same character?

how come spiders seem to never get stuck in there own web?

If you don't believe in God, then i guess you wouldn't believe in BC and AD either. If so, what year would we be in?

is there anything more pathetic than those people who upload videos of themselves singing songs on youtube.com?

what happens when someone with a hyphenated name marries someone with a hyphenated name and doesn't want to take on there name? do they hyphenate the hyphenated name?

if you were born on a boat in the middle of the ocean, what would your citizenship be?

with people, like myself, always spelling things incorrectly, do you think that over time the english language will sound different?

Do you think that there actually is a John Citizen? And if there is, do you think he gets sick of getting sample junk mail sent to his house?

has anyone ever put a restraining order on the NapiSan guy?

whats does a blind person see when there dreaming?

with gynecologists having a pretty good understanding of sexual organs, do you think they would be good in the sack?

how did the toilet get nick named 'the loo'?

you know girls that wear leopard print tend to be a bit tarty. does that mean leopards in the wild are the skanks of the animal kingdom?

why is the film company 20th century fox still called that? why don't they move with the times and change it to 21st century fox?

if you lay a fork on top of another fork, is it called forking or spooning?

do midgets get the same enjoyment out of miniture golf as regular sized people?

do you think flu's and cold's might be developed by the drug companies that make hundreds of millions of dollars out of the vaccinations?

do you think cigarette companies secretly sponsor foreign film because of the amount of smoking in them?

why are all the employees that work at phone shops such dickheads?

you know the really high pitch buzz a TV makes when its not turned off and not tuned into a channel? do you think it was put there so you remember to turn off the TV?

was Thirsty Merc's music written to be played in supermarkets?

why do socks always go missing?

why are movies aimed at children always sad or scary?

why are they called 'burger rings' when they taste nothing like a burger?

why do some people talk at the TV even though it can't hear you?

how come the Television is nick named the 'Telly' but the Telephone isn't?

you know how some people think it's rude to leave the toilet seat up, wouldn't it be worse to leave the seat down and pee on it?

why do cars in some countries have the steering wheel on the other side of the car? wouldn't it make sense to have cars throughout the world assembled the same to cut down on price? and if we changed them to have a universal design, would be all drive on the same side of the road?

do you think the people that work in guitar shops get sick of listening to 'Smoke on the water'?

why does every meat that you taste for the first time, taste like chicken?

you know how digital clocks are becoming more and more popular. do you think that in the future, people might not know which direction clockwise is?

if you go for a job at a public transport company, is it a prerequisite to have no people skills whatsoever? 

do you think Michael Jackson got the idea of wearing one glove from playing golf?

why are the mascots for the paralympics able bodied?

Do you think Humphrey B. Bear gets a bit pissed off that wardrobe keep giving him a vest and a tie, but never any pants?

was the person that named Greenland taking the piss?

does anyone else sit and think about what the world might've been like if Al Gore was elected?

Was the ‘Aero’ invented to make as much money from consumers, by using as little product as possible?

You know how you can buy novelty slippers with animals on them. Do you think someone has ever tried to sell ones with Sigmund Freud on them and called them ‘Freudian Slippers’?

If ever Pixar make a movie about sheep, do you think there’s a good chance they will use the James Taylor song ‘how sweet it is to be loved by you’ and change it too ‘how sweet it is to be loved by ewe’?

Do you think its time Brian May, from the band Queen, got a new haircut?

Were Michael Jackson and Emmylou Harris separated at birth?

what do you think Sean Penn's reaction was when the makers of 'I am Sam' told him that they thought he would be perfect to play the part of someone who is mentally challenged?

why is the abbreviation for pounds lb, when neither L or B are in the word pound?

don't you think someone should open a family resturant that rewards kids with a toy if they eat there whole meal? parents would be coming from far and wide!

you know how if you wear stripes they make you look fat. do you think that makes zebras self conscience?

you know how its bad luck for a black cat to cross your path. is it good luck for a white cat to cross your path?

why is it when people tell a story about someone saying something stupid, they put on a stupid voice when they retell what they said, regardless of what they really sound like?

has anyone ever said to the Queen of England 'who died and made you Queen?'

whats the difference between a maestros baton and a chopstick?

why do donuts have holes? wouldn't it be easier to make them in blobs?

you know how buildings don't have a 13th floor, does that make the 14th floor unlucky?

why is it that when you stick your leg out of a hot bed its enough to cool you down?

Was Captain Hook a kiddie fiddler? when you think about it, he kept his boat anchored really close to Never Never Land, which is full of young boys, and he was always trying to catch Peter Pan, why? to fiddle him of course!

why do car manufacturers put so much time and money into making there cars faster when we have speed limits on our roads?

is it a fashion faux pas to wear a i heart NY t-shirt in New York?

do you think Ringo Starr's children realized how lucky they were when he would read them 'Thomas the tank engine' as a bed time story?

why do Australian's always automatically shorten names and words?

when Joe Cocker is singing ' you are so beautiful to me...' does this mean that everybody else thought she was an ugly bitch?

why are pants called pants? were the legs originally sold separately?

why is it strange to step on a escalator when it's not moving?

who decided on the order of the alphabet?

When an Atheist sneezes should you still say, 'bless you'?

would being able to speak all the languages in the world almost be a super power?

why do we look to tyre manufacturer, Michelin, to rate food?

Scenario. you're sitting in the middle of a row of seats and you need to get up to use the bathroom. when sliding passed do you. A) give the people sitting down a face full of crouch or B) a face full of arse?

Y dO Ppl riTe LyKe ThIs? iSn'T iT wAy 2 mUch EfForT?

do you think it was Jesus' beard that made him powerful? he did bugger all as an infant, and you never hear much about teenage Jesus, i believe, because he didn't have good enough facial hair. when you think about it, it makes sense. within the bible there are plenty of stories revolving around hair being powerful, look at Samson...

do you think that if you include your middle initial ie: John W. Smith. you must be a wanker?

whatever happened to the other McDonalds characters?

why is it when you say goodbye to someone, then run into 2 minutes later, you feel you should pretend not to see them or if they do see you its really awkward?

you know how if you put something electrical, ie a hairdryer, in a bath full of water with someone in it, it will probably kill them. what about when someone is swimming in the ocean and a lightning bolt hits the water, will it kill them?

why isn't there a universal emergency number, ie: 000. so when you're traveling you don't have to learn a new number ?

why is it sometimes when we see someone we know in the street do we pretend to not to see them?

why are most of the bad guys in films from Russia or Germany?

why do i get the strangest feeling that pigeons will one day rule the earth?

is it just me, or are you defined by what ring tone you have on your mobile phone?

has anyone ever met anyone that has actually eaten at a Hard Rock Cafe?

where does all the hair left at the hairdresses go? is there a black market for hair? or perhaps a blonde market depending on hair colour...

do post offices have email addresses? if they do, aren't they technically putting themselves out of business?

whats with the saying 'bald as a badger'? Badges aren't bald...

if Che Guevara were still alive today, would he wear a t-shirt with a picture of himself on the front?

why do smokers always ask for a light? if your going to commit to smoking, wouldn't you buy a lighter?

would it be strange if milk came in cans, like coke does?

If wool can't be set alight, does that mean sheep are fire retardant?

Why do bad chick flicks tend to have 3 words in the title?
example:
-The Princess Diaries
-Breakfast at Tiffany's
-Thelma & Louise
-Bridget Jones's Diary
-Bring it on

why is it on TV sitcoms they never close doors fully? were all the actors born in tents?

why dont hairdressers update the photos of hair cuts in there shop, were all the best ones from the 80's and 90's?

why do we say 'Cheese!' when we get our photo taken? and in France do they say 'Fromage!'?

if 'LOL' stands for 'laugh out loud', technically shouldn't it be 'Laugh out aloud' making it 'LOA'?

if you start talking about the weather, does that mean your running out of conversation?

would peoples teeth, in countries with different languages, be set differently because there tongue would move around there mouths in a different way to make different sounds?

has there ever been a book made about a film rather than a film made about a book?

you know when people say 'its a great film after you watch it the second time'. don't you think the sign of a great film is when its great the first time?

do you think A.A Milne had a few problems when he went to a publisher and said 'I've got a idea for a book and its called Winnie the Pooh'?

why isn't time metric?

why is it when you change an ugly colour photo into black and white it suddenly becomes a lot better?

why do trees lose there leaves when it gets cold? don't you think they should keep them to keep warm?

if in Melbourne we have a China town, do they have an Australia town in china?

what did computer nerds do before computers?

Why do Video Easy call themselves that when they rent DVD's?

why is it whenever you move house you always find 10 cents under your bed?

Why is it whenever your phone contract finishes your phone mysteriously self-destructs just afterwards?