Billion Dollar Questions*

2010-06-27T23:31:00.000-07:00

Do you think it would be easy to be a rapper in Italy? When you think about it, most of words end in the same letter, so it would be really easy to rhyme letters together.

2010-04-15T02:06:00.003-07:00

how come its socially OK to drink cows milk, but not rats milk? its all milk, right?

2010-04-15T02:02:00.001-07:00

who was the creep that figured out that you can get milk from cows, and that we can drink it?

2010-04-15T02:01:00.000-07:00

why is it that whenever you do grocery shopping, and your in the line, and just as you get to the checkout you suddenly remember that you forgot to get something?

2010-04-15T01:59:00.000-07:00

do you think that there are some women out there that put pillows up there clothing, in front of there stomach, to make them look pregnant just so someone will offer them a seat on busy public transport?

2010-04-15T01:57:00.001-07:00

how come there is 3D and 2D but not 1D?

2010-04-15T01:56:00.001-07:00

why do cinemas have the first 3 rows? i mean, they are the worst seats to get because you are so close you can't watch the film

2010-04-15T01:55:00.002-07:00

do planes have horns like cars and trucks?

2010-04-15T01:55:00.000-07:00

does a person with a glass eye go to 3D movies? when you think about it, they wouldn't get the full effect.

2010-04-15T01:53:00.001-07:00

when a magician takes a coin from behind your ear, who owns the coin? he technically took it from your ear so is he technically a thief?

2010-04-15T01:51:00.001-07:00

at carpet award shows, do they have red carpets, or are they considered passe?

2010-02-21T04:07:00.001-08:00

if someone found someone that had been lost in the outdoors for a week and was really hungry, and the only thing the person could offer the lost and hungry person was brussels sprouts, do you think the lost and hungry person would still want to eat them?

2010-01-26T15:53:00.001-08:00

where does the tooth fairy get her money from?

2010-01-26T14:19:00.001-08:00

you know how socks always go missing, do you think companies that manufacture socks should sell packs of 3 socks, so if one goes missing it's still ok?

2010-01-26T14:17:00.000-08:00

don't you think, if pubs were really serious about drink driving, they wouldn't have carparks?

2010-01-26T14:15:00.000-08:00

did Jay Z get engaged to Beyonce so he could make a rhyme about how Beyonce is his fiance?

2010-01-26T14:14:00.000-08:00

what came first, dove chocolate or dove soap?

2010-01-13T14:08:00.000-08:00

why is it that hair dressers never really listen to what you want, and your hair never really turns out exactly how you wanted it?

2010-01-10T14:23:00.000-08:00

why did the shoe store, 'Athlete's Foot', name itself after the one thing an thing an athlete hates most?

2010-01-10T14:22:00.000-08:00

you know how Chuck Norris does a lot of action films and scary stunts. do you think that he has lots of brown pairs of underwear?

2010-01-09T23:18:00.000-08:00

you know how eggs are more or less a hen's menstrual cycle. do you think that means that hen's are always moody?

2009-12-22T21:05:00.000-08:00

you know how we have peanut butter, why don't we have other nut spreads, like cashew butter?

2009-12-22T17:59:00.001-08:00

why do men have nipples?

2009-12-21T16:15:00.001-08:00

do you think the big money in the music industry is in christian rock? when you think about it wouldn't it be wrong for a christian, with christian morals, to illegally download?

2009-12-21T16:13:00.000-08:00

you know how people at raves wear a lot of fluro and hi vis clothing, do you think raves were started by road workers?

2009-12-14T17:12:00.000-08:00

what was named first, fly the animal or fly the action? if the action was thought of first, don't you think whoever named the animal was incredibly lazy?

2009-12-14T17:10:00.002-08:00

at one stage were glasses considered amazing because they were known as spectacles?

2009-12-14T17:10:00.001-08:00

do you think the people of Greenland are very envious people?

2009-12-08T14:18:00.000-08:00

do they have more invalid parking at the paralympics?

2009-12-04T19:16:00.000-08:00

why is it when you drop a piece of toast with jam on it, there is a better chance that it will fall jam side down?

2009-12-04T19:15:00.000-08:00

was it a fat person that invented the 'lazy susan'? and was her name susan?

2009-12-04T19:14:00.000-08:00

why is it that whenever you see someone yawn, you yawn too?

2009-11-19T14:37:00.000-08:00

do you think facebook has ruined school reunions?

2009-11-18T18:26:00.001-08:00

if you get your drivers license from a wheeties packet, how do you go getting into night clubs?

2009-11-16T17:26:00.002-08:00

is there an easy way to open a Chupa Chup?

2009-11-16T17:26:00.001-08:00

has there ever been a black superhero?

2009-11-11T14:18:00.000-08:00

in the library is the bible in the fiction or non fiction section?

2009-11-07T21:50:00.000-08:00

why is it you get that feeling you are being watched even if you don't know that someone is there?

2009-11-07T14:45:00.000-08:00

in this day and age, why do cinemas still show movies on film? why not show it on a high quality DVD? also, if the film industry were serious about privacy, why don't they release films internationally on the same day so it doesn't give people time to make a pirate copy?

2009-11-06T20:40:00.000-08:00

does anyone actually know the full lyrics to 'Louie Louie'?

2009-11-06T04:40:00.000-08:00

you know how wrestling isn't real, do you think the guys that umpire wrestling matches find there job unfulfilling because they are so scripted?

2009-11-06T01:15:00.000-08:00

why is it when you look at a word for too long it looks like its spelled wrong?

2009-10-30T18:45:00.000-07:00

is it wrong to play 'Stairway to Heaven' in a nursing home?

2009-10-29T05:52:00.000-07:00

how did Clark Kent fool so many people by wearing glasses? surely someone must've picked up on how he always mysteriously disappeared whenever there was a hint of trouble. having said that, it brings me to my other point. he was never in the office because Superman was always out saving someone (most likely Lois, she was such a nosey so and so) so how did he manage to hold down a job at the Daily Planet for so long?

2009-10-29T04:35:00.000-07:00

you know how when you go on your facebook profile and it has 6 of your friends. are they the last 6 people that viewed your profile, or is it random?

2009-10-29T03:59:00.001-07:00

why is there a 'wheres wally?' and a 'wheres waldo?' when they are the same character?

2009-10-20T16:59:00.000-07:00

how come spiders seem to never get stuck in there own web?

2009-10-20T02:16:00.000-07:00

If you don't believe in God, then i guess you wouldn't believe in BC and AD either. If so, what year would we be in?

2009-10-18T03:44:00.000-07:00

is there anything more pathetic than those people who upload videos of themselves singing songs on youtube.com?

2009-10-17T23:21:00.000-07:00

what happens when someone with a hyphenated name marries someone with a hyphenated name and doesn't want to take on there name? do they hyphenate the hyphenated name?

2009-10-17T23:20:00.000-07:00

if you were born on a boat in the middle of the ocean, what would your citizenship be?

2009-10-14T17:05:00.001-07:00

with people, like myself, always spelling things incorrectly, do you think that over time the english language will sound different?

2009-10-11T19:54:00.000-07:00

Do you think that there actually is a John Citizen? And if there is, do you think he gets sick of getting sample junk mail sent to his house?

2009-10-10T04:41:00.000-07:00

has anyone ever put a restraining order on the NapiSan guy?

2009-10-01T22:22:00.000-07:00

whats does a blind person see when there dreaming?

2009-09-30T05:59:00.000-07:00

with gynecologists having a pretty good understanding of sexual organs, do you think they would be good in the sack?

2009-09-30T05:58:00.000-07:00

how did the toilet get nick named 'the loo'?

2009-09-26T03:20:00.000-07:00

you know girls that wear leopard print tend to be a bit tarty. does that mean leopards in the wild are the skanks of the animal kingdom?

2009-09-26T03:18:00.000-07:00

why is the film company 20th century fox still called that? why don't they move with the times and change it to 21st century fox?

2009-09-21T16:23:00.001-07:00

if you lay a fork on top of another fork, is it called forking or spooning?

2009-09-19T23:15:00.000-07:00

do midgets get the same enjoyment out of miniture golf as regular sized people?

2009-09-19T04:38:00.000-07:00

do you think flu's and cold's might be developed by the drug companies that make hundreds of millions of dollars out of the vaccinations?

2009-09-19T04:36:00.000-07:00

do you think cigarette companies secretly sponsor foreign film because of the amount of smoking in them?

2009-09-18T17:47:00.000-07:00

why are all the employees that work at phone shops such dickheads?

2009-09-18T17:45:00.000-07:00

you know the really high pitch buzz a TV makes when its not turned off and not tuned into a channel? do you think it was put there so you remember to turn off the TV?

2009-09-17T17:34:00.000-07:00

was Thirsty Merc's music written to be played in supermarkets?

2009-09-15T04:53:00.000-07:00

why do socks always go missing?

2009-09-13T23:58:00.001-07:00

why are movies aimed at children always sad or scary?

2009-08-21T21:15:00.000-07:00

why are they called 'burger rings' when they taste nothing like a burger?

2009-08-21T15:34:00.000-07:00

why do some people talk at the TV even though it can't hear you?

2009-08-21T15:33:00.000-07:00

how come the Television is nick named the 'Telly' but the Telephone isn't?

2009-08-20T14:23:00.001-07:00

you know how some people think it's rude to leave the toilet seat up, wouldn't it be worse to leave the seat down and pee on it?

2009-08-16T12:04:00.000-07:00

why do cars in some countries have the steering wheel on the other side of the car? wouldn't it make sense to have cars throughout the world assembled the same to cut down on price? and if we changed them to have a universal design, would be all drive on the same side of the road?

2009-08-16T12:03:00.001-07:00

do you think the people that work in guitar shops get sick of listening to 'Smoke on the water'?

2009-08-16T12:00:00.000-07:00

why does every meat that you taste for the first time, taste like chicken?

2009-08-09T17:15:00.000-07:00

you know how digital clocks are becoming more and more popular. do you think that in the future, people might not know which direction clockwise is?

2009-07-29T16:30:00.000-07:00

if you go for a job at a public transport company, is it a prerequisite to have no people skills whatsoever?

2009-07-19T14:14:00.000-07:00

do you think Michael Jackson got the idea of wearing one glove from playing golf?

2009-07-19T11:43:00.000-07:00

why are the mascots for the paralympics able bodied?

2009-07-16T22:14:00.000-07:00

Do you think Humphrey B. Bear gets a bit pissed off that wardrobe keep giving him a vest and a tie, but never any pants?

2009-07-16T21:41:00.001-07:00

was the person that named Greenland taking the piss?

2009-07-16T21:40:00.000-07:00

does anyone else sit and think about what the world might've been like if Al Gore was elected?

2009-07-13T21:27:00.005-07:00

Was the ‘Aero’ invented to make as much money from consumers, by using as little product as possible?

2009-07-13T21:27:00.003-07:00

You know how you can buy novelty slippers with animals on them. Do you think someone has ever tried to sell ones with Sigmund Freud on them and called them ‘Freudian Slippers’?

2009-07-13T21:27:00.001-07:00

If ever Pixar make a movie about sheep, do you think there’s a good chance they will use the James Taylor song ‘how sweet it is to be loved by you’ and change it too ‘how sweet it is to be loved by ewe’?

2009-07-13T21:26:00.000-07:00

Do you think its time Brian May, from the band Queen, got a new haircut?

2009-07-04T02:38:00.000-07:00

Were Michael Jackson and Emmylou Harris separated at birth?

2009-07-03T22:38:00.000-07:00

what do you think Sean Penn's reaction was when the makers of 'I am Sam' told him that they thought he would be perfect to play the part of someone who is mentally challenged?

2009-07-03T16:05:00.000-07:00

why is the abbreviation for pounds lb, when neither L or B are in the word pound?

2009-06-26T22:22:00.000-07:00

don't you think someone should open a family resturant that rewards kids with a toy if they eat there whole meal? parents would be coming from far and wide!

2009-06-25T22:14:00.001-07:00

you know how if you wear stripes they make you look fat. do you think that makes zebras self conscience?

2009-06-25T09:50:00.000-07:00

you know how its bad luck for a black cat to cross your path. is it good luck for a white cat to cross your path?

2009-06-24T16:59:00.000-07:00

why is it when people tell a story about someone saying something stupid, they put on a stupid voice when they retell what they said, regardless of what they really sound like?

2009-06-21T21:15:00.001-07:00

has anyone ever said to the Queen of England 'who died and made you Queen?'

2009-06-21T21:14:00.001-07:00

whats the difference between a maestros baton and a chopstick?

2009-06-21T08:11:00.000-07:00

why do donuts have holes? wouldn't it be easier to make them in blobs?

2009-06-20T07:38:00.000-07:00

you know how buildings don't have a 13th floor, does that make the 14th floor unlucky?

2009-06-20T07:37:00.000-07:00

why is it that when you stick your leg out of a hot bed its enough to cool you down?

2009-06-14T08:18:00.000-07:00

Was Captain Hook a kiddie fiddler? when you think about it, he kept his boat anchored really close to Never Never Land, which is full of young boys, and he was always trying to catch Peter Pan, why? to fiddle him of course!

2009-06-13T15:03:00.000-07:00

why do car manufacturers put so much time and money into making there cars faster when we have speed limits on our roads?